when ur walking by people and they laugh
- me: damn its hot as fuck outside
- me: *wears all black*
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW