meladoodle: i regret everything i ever do approximately 3.8 seconds after doing it
au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
lustlou: It has started guys Summer one direction See you all in hell
shigaretto: i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
roses are red violets are blue im really hoping i can bang the shit out of you
immortalghosts: All I want to do tonight is get wasted and forget everything.
swagchat: wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE
karkaties: if i lay here if i just lay here yep im just laying here not gonna stop laying here
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
i love lipstick. i want to write an essay about the politics of lipstick. i like...– nomad manifesto (via theseasonofthebitch)
tinydragongina: cumberbitch-freebitch: wishful-geek: do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something. or work for fedex
you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient
toolegitforclit: peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO this makes so much sense why is that...
heathyr: this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites