May 2012
berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
liam: i'm too cute to exist
louis: i'm too sassy to exist
harry: i'm too slow to exist
niall: i'm too happy to exist
zayn: does anyone actually exist or is it just an illusion
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
liam: tell me a lie
liam: tell me a lie
liam: tell me a lie
zayn: TELL ME A LIEEEEE
* 2 minutes later*
zayn: EEEEEEEEE
* december 21st 2012 *
zayn: EEEEEEEEE
* jesus comes back to earth *
zayn: EEEEEEEEE
April 2012
One Direction on Punk'd
A friend: Harry, I think it's time...
Harry: What...?
A friend: It's time to tell the band about us....
Harry: ....what?
A friend: Stop denying it, Harry! We've been dating for months!
Louis: Oh really?
Harry: Woah now, we're just friends!
A friend: Harry! Are you cheating on me?!
Louis: Yeah harry, are you?
Harry: Uh..... Well, Uh... Yes?
A friend: with WHO?!
Louis: Yeah haz, with who?
Harry: ermm.. well..
Zayn: Don't look at me, Louis! I'm with-
Liam: Don't you dare finish that sentence...
Niall: No Zayn, finish your sentence!
Zayn: ... -Liam.
Niall: Well what the hell?! Liam! You have so much explaining to do!
Liam: Errm..
A friend: Harry.. Who are you cheating on me with?!
Harry: LOUIS!
Louis: Thats right, he's with me!
A friend: You're gay..?
Paul: Welcome to my world...
A friend: You're all gay?
One Direction: Don't tell anyone! PLEASE!
MTV: You've been PUNK'D!
One direction:
Paul:
MTV:
A Friend:
Danielle:
Eleanor:
Perrie:
Directionators:
World:
God:
Obama:
Peter Pan:
Kevin:
Fun-gi:
Susan Boyle:
Dinosaurs:
Walt Disney:
Mulan:
The Sun:
Directioners: I KNEW ITTTTTT!!
princeweekes:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
if you’re a band member
you are my baby
